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Added 4 years ago

Puri Botal Na Sahi
Ek Jam To Ho Jaye

Mulaqat Na Sahi
Dua Salam To Ho Jaye

Jin K Sms K Intzar Me Ho Gaye Ham Beemar
Un Ko Bukhar Na Sahi Zukam To Ho Jaye.

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Added 4 years ago

Bagon Me Phool Khilte Rehenge.
Raat Me Diye Jalte Rehenge.
Dua H Khuda Se
Aap Khush Rehe Hamesha.
Baki Hum To Hamesha Tang Karte Rahenge.

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Added 4 years ago

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!

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Added 4 years ago

Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko
Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi
Kya Haal Hai Yar
Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho
Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya
Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu
Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu
Pta Nai Kaun Kamina
Dusre Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...

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Added 4 years ago

Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?

Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.

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Added 4 years ago

Apko Meri Konsi Adat BURI Lgti He?
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Reply Kiya To Bahut Pitonge.
Jaisi Hu Mast Hu.
Adjust Kar Lo Chup-Chap....

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Added 4 years ago

arz kiya hai...

class me master ji sharab liye baithe haiN,


aur bachche itNe haraami saale glass liye baithe haiN..!

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