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Added 3 years ago

Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena,
Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye
Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.

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Added 3 years ago

Nigahe Nigaho Se Mila Kar To Dekho,
Kabhi Kisi Ko Apna Banakar To Dekho,
Milna Chahenge Sub Har Roj Apse
Kabhi Aap Sabun Se Naha Kr To Dkho.

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Added 3 years ago

Jane wo humse kya chupati thi
.
kuch tha uske hot pe
magar na jane Q shrmati thi
.
jab humne muh khulvya to pata chala
.
sali gutka khati thi.

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Added 3 years ago

Bekabo Hai Dil Phir B Jiya Ja Raha Ho.
Khali Hai Botal Phir B Piya Ja Raha Ho.
Majbouri To Dekho Is Dil Ki.
Rply Nhi Milta Phir Bhi,
Msg Pe Msg Kiya Ja Raha Ho.?

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Added 3 years ago

Dil Ke Arma Aansuon Me Bah Gaye.
Dil Ke Arma Aansuon Me Bah Gaye.
Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Rah Gaye
,
,
Itne Me Light Chali Gayi
Jo Baat Un Se Kahni Thi
Wo Unki Maa Se Kah Gaye.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me):
Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan
Jana Hai?
Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".

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Bhakt - Baba Jail Mein Kya Kroge ?
.
Aasaaram - Jab Jiv Jantu Sab So
Rahe Honge,
Bhoot Prait Sab Ro Rahe Honge
Aise Raat Sunsaan Raat Rakh Dil
Pe Hath
Saath Saath Hum Bolo Kya
Karenge..
Havan Karenge Havan Karenge
Havan Karenge.

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