Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Sonu in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo Itna Chhota Room,
Mujhe Janwar Samja Hai Kya?

Waiter- Mere Baap Room Me Chal Ye Lift Hai..!

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Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena,
Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye
Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.

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Nigahe Nigaho Se Mila Kar To Dekho,
Kabhi Kisi Ko Apna Banakar To Dekho,
Milna Chahenge Sub Har Roj Apse
Kabhi Aap Sabun Se Naha Kr To Dkho.

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Jane wo humse kya chupati thi
.
kuch tha uske hot pe
magar na jane Q shrmati thi
.
jab humne muh khulvya to pata chala
.
sali gutka khati thi.

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Bekabo Hai Dil Phir B Jiya Ja Raha Ho.
Khali Hai Botal Phir B Piya Ja Raha Ho.
Majbouri To Dekho Is Dil Ki.
Rply Nhi Milta Phir Bhi,
Msg Pe Msg Kiya Ja Raha Ho.?

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Dil Ke Arma Aansuon Me Bah Gaye.
Dil Ke Arma Aansuon Me Bah Gaye.
Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Rah Gaye
,
,
Itne Me Light Chali Gayi
Jo Baat Un Se Kahni Thi
Wo Unki Maa Se Kah Gaye.

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me):
Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan
Jana Hai?
Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".

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