Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana.
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Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai !
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Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
Tum Toh Ho Hi Andhe!
Kaamchor Ho !
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega.
Issliye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!

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Added 4 years ago

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World
That We Cannot Include In Our CV..
Despite Of Having Years Of Experience..
And
Number Of Refferences..!

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Added 4 years ago

People Say Milk Gives Us Strength..
Drink 5 Glasses And Try Moving A Wall..
U Cant..
But
Drink 5 Shots Of Vodka
And
See The Wall Moves On Its Own..!

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Added 4 years ago

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"
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She felt so happy said-"yes"
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d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?"

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Added 4 years ago

Attitude of girls:
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When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
i dont like that kind of sms ok? :p -

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Added 4 years ago

Best Of Rajnikant :-

One day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
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Next day . .
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Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!:)

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Added 4 years ago

Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai?
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Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai
or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai.

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