Valentine Week


Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World
That We Cannot Include In Our CV..
Despite Of Having Years Of Experience..
And
Number Of Refferences..!

I Like SMS - Like: 28 - SMS Length: 145 - Share
Tags: Funny SMS
Added 3 years ago

People Say Milk Gives Us Strength..
Drink 5 Glasses And Try Moving A Wall..
U Cant..
But
Drink 5 Shots Of Vodka
And
See The Wall Moves On Its Own..!

I Like SMS - Like: 29 - SMS Length: 154 - Share
Tags: Funny SMS
Added 3 years ago

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"
.
She felt so happy said-"yes"
.
d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?"

I Like SMS - Like: 49 - SMS Length: 139 - Share
Added 3 years ago

Attitude of girls:
.
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
i dont like that kind of sms ok? :p -

I Like SMS - Like: 51 - SMS Length: 169 - Share
Added 3 years ago

Best Of Rajnikant :-

One day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Next day . .
.
.
.
.
Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!:)

I Like SMS - Like: 90 - SMS Length: 190 - Share
Added 3 years ago

Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai?
.
Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai
or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 33 - SMS Length: 139 - Share
Added 3 years ago

Sonu in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo Itna Chhota Room,
Mujhe Janwar Samja Hai Kya?

Waiter- Mere Baap Room Me Chal Ye Lift Hai..!

I Like SMS - Like: 31 - SMS Length: 156 - Share
Tags: Funny SMS

SMS Language

English SMS
Hindi SMS
Both SMS
Download! SpicySMS Android App
Android App