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Added 3 years ago

3 log marne k bad Swarg k Entry Gate pe pahunche..
1st: Main Pujari hu, mene apki zindgi bhar sewa ki, mujhe andar aane do.
2nd: Main Doctor hu, mene zindgi bhar logo ki sewa ki, mujhe aane do.
3rd: Main shaadi shuda hu..................
and bla bla bla
God: Bas kar pagle, ab rulayega kya...? Chal Andar Aaja

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Added 3 years ago

1 sardar ko Chand pr bhejne ka Faisla hua.
Aadhe rste jakar sardar Rocket se kud gya or chilaya,
"Dhoka,
Kamino aj to Amawasya he, C
chand to hoga hi nhi...."

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Added 3 years ago

Meri Girlfriend boli: Mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi
hai U.S.A. ke ek ladke ke saath...
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Me: Chal jo hona tha ho gaya...
Ek iPhone bhej dena wahan se.
Suna hai waha saste milte hai..

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Added 3 years ago

Girl - tum bohot beSharam hO
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boy - mai to bcHpan sE aisa hi hun,
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mai to paida b nanga hi hua tHa......

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Achha Dost Hospital Me Phool
De Ke Kehta Hai..
"Get Well Soon"
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Par ek Sacha Dost Kehta Hai...
"Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai Dhire-
Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga... :p :O :D

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Added 3 years ago

Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo.
Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apni ammi se lele
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Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo..
Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne mamu se lele
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Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo
Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apni mami se lele
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Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo
Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne chacha se lele
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Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy?
Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya?
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Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana icecream
wala chala gya ab

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Added 3 years ago

Waqt kehta H
muje Gawa mat
Dil kehta H
muje Laga mat
Pyar kehta H
muje aazma mat
Aur
aaj-kal ki GF
kehti H
Bartan
Tumhe Hi
Dhulne Hai
abhi se
Ghabra Mat.

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