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Added 3 years ago

Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula
nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki
BADBU....
Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE!

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Added 3 years ago

Har mod ka mukam nhi hota,
dil ke risto ka koi naam nhi hota,
DISCOVERY ki help se khoja hai aapko
warna aap jaise prajati ka milna aasan
nhi ho

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Added 3 years ago

Is Kadar Hum Apko Chahte H,
K Duniya Wale Dekh K Jal Jate H,
Wah Wah Wah Wah
Is Kadar Hum Apko Chahte H,
K Duniya Wale Dekh K Jal Jate H,
Waise To Hum Sabhi Ko Ullu Banate H Lekin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jate H.

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Added 3 years ago

Apne roop par itna gurur mat karo....
.
Ye sab 2 din ka hasti hai.....
.
Aapke chehre par tab tak masti hai.....
Jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.....!

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Added 3 years ago

My eyes detected,
My heart reacted,
Thousand were rajected
&
Only you weree selected.
. .
.
.
Because I needed a Monkey for an
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Added 3 years ago

Dil Se msg karnewale
Dildar hote he . . .
Shan Se msg karnewale
Shandar hote he . . .
Jaan Se msg karnewale
Jaandar hote hote he . .
Kaam Se msg karnewale
KaamChor hote he . . .

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Added 3 years ago

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban
jaenge Haso mat,SMS bhejo

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