Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Na Hawa me
Na Baharo me
Na Chaand me
Na Sitaaro me
Na Laakho me
Na Hazaaro me
Humne to aapko dekha he . . .
CHAPPAL churate Bazaron me.

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Added 4 years ago

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahnewali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta

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Added 4 years ago

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

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Solid bezati,
Ladki ka baap-Main Nahi chahta
k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi
1 kutte k sath Guzare.
Boyfrnd-Bas Uncle
isiliye to Me Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya hu.

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Khushi Paane K Liye 1 Dbaye...
:
Muskurane K Liye 2 Dbaye...
:
Mujhse Baat Krne K Liye 3 Dbaye...
: Mujhse Chhutkara Paane K Liye Apna
Gla Dbaye...

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Added 4 years ago

Apke Shero Se Hm "Ghayal"ho Gaye..
Apki Hasee K Hm "Kayal"ho Gye...
25rupay Me,500 Sms Kya Mile...
Sale Kal K Ldke Aaj K "Shayar"ho Gaye...

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