Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

GOD in Dabanng Style:
Shadi me hum tumhe "BIWI" Naam Ki
Aisi Cheej Denge ki..
ZINDAGI Bhar CONFUZED Rahoge ki
PUNISHMENT hai ya GIFT. :-D

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Added 3 years ago

Kitni Mehengai Ho Gayi H Yaar
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98 Ka Net Card Ab 125 Kahogaya
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35 Ka Msg Card Dalwao Usme Bhi
10 Paise Katte Hai...
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Kuch To Reham Karo,
Bhikari Sim Companiyo Hum Students Par.
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Na Koi Income Hai
Na Koi Rahis Baap Ki Beti Apni Girlfriend Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.

Jab Banta PLANE mein chadne laga tab awaaj aayi: Ye crash ho jayega.

Jab vo BUS chadne laga tab awaaz aayi: Yeh khai mein gir jayegi.

Banta gusse se: Kaun hai?

Aawaz: GOD.

Banta: Shadi ke waqt jab GHODI chad raha tha, tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya?

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Added 3 years ago

Principal :Agar Koi Ladka Girls Hostel Mein,
Gaya Toh First Time 100 Rs Fine,
2nd Time 200 Rs. Fine And 3rd Time 500.
Munna Bhai :Boley To
Monthly Paas Ka Kya Lega.

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Added 3 years ago

Dosto Se Problem Share Krna Achha Hota H
Isliye Nhi K Wo Use Solve Krte H
Par
Saale Aise-aise Solutions Dete H K
Hum Problem Hi Bhul Jate H..

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Added 3 years ago

Sir : What Is Your Name?
Stud : Butter Red Govorment.
Sir : What?
Stud : Sir Up Bohot Stupid Ho,
Mera Name Makhan Lal Sorkar.

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Added 3 years ago

Boys:- Boys are intelligent than girls.
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Girl:- any proof...??
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boy:- u always say IntelliGENTS,
but u never say IntelliLadies!!

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