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Added 3 years ago

Arz Kiya Hai....
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni
Si Kahaani Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni
Si Kahaani
Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
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20% To Hum Bachpan Se Kamine
The....
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80% Facebook / Twitter / Bbw / Whatsup Ki Meharbaani Hai..

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Added 3 years ago

Wrong Number Calling:
"Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?"
Admi: "Haan chal raha hai"
Aap kon??
Caller: " To phir pakad lo.. Warna bhaag jayega "
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Again call...
Callar: fridge hai??
Admi gusse me: nahi hai
caller: kaha tha na pakad lo bhaag jaega....

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Added 3 years ago

Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
Bade: Kal main busy hoon
Chhote: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?
Bade: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..
Chhote: P.M. ke sath?
Bade: Haan
Chhote: Subah subah?
Bade: Haan kyun?
Chhote: Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.
Bade: Kyun?
Chhote: Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..
Bade: Bakwas Band kar..

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Added 3 years ago

Buzurgo Ne Kaha He Ki
PATI-PATNI 1 Gaadi K 2 Pahiye HE

Agar 2no Me Se 1 b Kharab Ho Jaye To Gadi Nhi Chal skti
Isliye 1 STEPNY(GIRLFRIEND) Hamesha Rakho

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Added 3 years ago

Arz Hai..
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Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhoond Lo Darji..
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Wah Wah..
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Ershad-Ershad..
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Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhoond Lo Darji..
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Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

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Added 3 years ago

Jagjit Singh singing -
"Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shohrat bhi lelo... "
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Suddenly Pappu stands up & says-
Main to bahut pareshan hun, meri to aurat bhi lelo

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Added 3 years ago

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!

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