Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Wo sadak ke us paar thi
Main sadak ke is paar tha
Kuch wo aage badhi
Kuch main aage badha
Aur kuch aage wo badhi
Aur kuch aage main badha
Kuch aur wo aage badhi
Kuch aur aage main badha
Aab wo sadak ke is paar thi
Aur main sadak ke us paar tha..

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Added 4 years ago

Arz Kiya Hai....
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni
Si Kahaani Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni
Si Kahaani
Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
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20% To Hum Bachpan Se Kamine
The....
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80% Facebook / Twitter / Bbw / Whatsup Ki Meharbaani Hai..

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Added 4 years ago

Wrong Number Calling:
"Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?"
Admi: "Haan chal raha hai"
Aap kon??
Caller: " To phir pakad lo.. Warna bhaag jayega "
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Again call...
Callar: fridge hai??
Admi gusse me: nahi hai
caller: kaha tha na pakad lo bhaag jaega....

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Added 4 years ago

Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
Bade: Kal main busy hoon
Chhote: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?
Bade: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..
Chhote: P.M. ke sath?
Bade: Haan
Chhote: Subah subah?
Bade: Haan kyun?
Chhote: Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.
Bade: Kyun?
Chhote: Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..
Bade: Bakwas Band kar..

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Added 4 years ago

Buzurgo Ne Kaha He Ki
PATI-PATNI 1 Gaadi K 2 Pahiye HE

Agar 2no Me Se 1 b Kharab Ho Jaye To Gadi Nhi Chal skti
Isliye 1 STEPNY(GIRLFRIEND) Hamesha Rakho

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Added 4 years ago

Arz Hai..
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Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhoond Lo Darji..
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Wah Wah..
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Ershad-Ershad..
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Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhoond Lo Darji..
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Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

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Added 4 years ago

Jagjit Singh singing -
"Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shohrat bhi lelo... "
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Suddenly Pappu stands up & says-
Main to bahut pareshan hun, meri to aurat bhi lelo

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