Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

ladke-Ladkiyon k expectation
me zyada farak nahi.
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Ladke
chahte he unki gf
maal ho,
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ladkiyan chahti
he unke bf ke pas bahut
maal ho

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Added 4 years ago

he most heart breaking moment of my
childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi...
"areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do"..

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Added 4 years ago

ghalib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya wo
late ho gayi..
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Ghalib- Falak pe taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
kambakht doosri wali ka time ho
gaya hai or tu ab aa rahi hai..

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Added 4 years ago

Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya...
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aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena
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Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta.
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Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya...
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Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ?
Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?

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Added 4 years ago

Ladka To Bhagwan:Bhagwan
Mere Ghar Se Canada Tak Road
Bana do.......
Bhagwan-Yeh To Kabhi Nahi Ho
Sakta......
Ladka:-Fir Mujhe 1 Aisi Ladki Se Milado Jo Sirf Mujhe Hi Pyar Kare.........
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Bhagwan:-Road"One Way"Banwani Hai Ya"2 Way"[:p][:D]

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Added 4 years ago

Height of Flirting:-
Girl calls a boy:
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar
subah se koi
ata pata nahi ..!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue
hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe
ho........??
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl:Maine to tumhe koi pic di
hi nahi ..!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai
barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi
mile hain ...!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal
barson hai Pinky....
Girl: Pinky...??
Ye pinky kaun hai ..??
main to nisha hu
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to
sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho
na....??
Boy: Gharwale to Gaurav
bulate hain,
lekin wo galat ho sakte
hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai
na....??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi haiā€¦=D
LiKE to banta hai
boss ...

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Added 4 years ago

Pathan UK gaya
Airport officer ne naam pocha
Pathan
Umar Daraz Khan
Officer
English mei bolo
Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad
Long Life Khan
peche sardar khara tha
wo bola
I m beautiful red underwear
officer
what?
sardar
mera naam hai
Sundar lal chadda

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