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Added 3 years ago

he most heart breaking moment of my
childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi...
"areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do"..

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Added 3 years ago

ghalib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya wo
late ho gayi..
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Ghalib- Falak pe taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
kambakht doosri wali ka time ho
gaya hai or tu ab aa rahi hai..

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya...
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aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena
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Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta.
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Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya...
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Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ?
Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?

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Added 3 years ago

Ladka To Bhagwan:Bhagwan
Mere Ghar Se Canada Tak Road
Bana do.......
Bhagwan-Yeh To Kabhi Nahi Ho
Sakta......
Ladka:-Fir Mujhe 1 Aisi Ladki Se Milado Jo Sirf Mujhe Hi Pyar Kare.........
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Bhagwan:-Road"One Way"Banwani Hai Ya"2 Way"[:p][:D]

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Added 3 years ago

Height of Flirting:-
Girl calls a boy:
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar
subah se koi
ata pata nahi ..!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue
hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe
ho........??
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl:Maine to tumhe koi pic di
hi nahi ..!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai
barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi
mile hain ...!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal
barson hai Pinky....
Girl: Pinky...??
Ye pinky kaun hai ..??
main to nisha hu
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to
sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho
na....??
Boy: Gharwale to Gaurav
bulate hain,
lekin wo galat ho sakte
hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai
na....??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi haiā€¦=D
LiKE to banta hai
boss ...

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Added 3 years ago

Pathan UK gaya
Airport officer ne naam pocha
Pathan
Umar Daraz Khan
Officer
English mei bolo
Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad
Long Life Khan
peche sardar khara tha
wo bola
I m beautiful red underwear
officer
what?
sardar
mera naam hai
Sundar lal chadda

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Added 3 years ago

Wo sadak ke us paar thi
Main sadak ke is paar tha
Kuch wo aage badhi
Kuch main aage badha
Aur kuch aage wo badhi
Aur kuch aage main badha
Kuch aur wo aage badhi
Kuch aur aage main badha
Aab wo sadak ke is paar thi
Aur main sadak ke us paar tha..

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