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Added 3 years ago

Solid Insult . . .
Bf : Pack Your Bag Sweet Heart,
I've Won Rs.10 crores In a
Lottery
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Gf: Wow !!!
ab ghumne London chale ya
Switzerland..?? ?
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Bf: Who Cares ???
You Just Pack Your Bag &
GET LOST..!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Attitude reloaded... GIRL- I hate you... :-l
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BOY- What a co_incidence !!!

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Added 3 years ago

Tragedies of boys' Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking
2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single
4.Gudlooking,gud & single girls have
strong Brothers
5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without
brothers will treat them as her brother

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Added 3 years ago

Thr r basically 7 TYPES OF
GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn
her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking. .
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access..
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed. .
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful. .
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in
your
system don't leave even after format.

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Added 3 years ago

TEACHER: Wo konsa
Department hai jis me
Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..???
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Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE..
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Teacher: Kyon
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PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka
kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola. . .
Thori der bad 1 admi aaya. .
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy showkarne k liye,
telephone ka receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga. .
Fir phone rakne k baad...
Doctor admi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
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Admi: Bsnl se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne k liye !!!

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Added 3 years ago

Ladka propose kare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai:
1. No
2. Yes
3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hun
4. I m engaged
5. I love someone else...
Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke ke 5 jawab
1. Haa
2. Yes
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me 2..
Moral: " Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai "

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