Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Yaar Meri Bibi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai.
Gopal-Achha Wo Kaise?
Rajesh-Kal Main Jab Ghar Gaya,To Wo Bath-Tub Main
Security Guard Ke Sath Baithi Thi.L

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Zindagi Ka Ek Kadwa Sach..
When U Cry."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Worried."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Happy."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Study."Koi Nai Dekhta...
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao.
Saala Pura Mohalla Dekh Leta HaiL

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, boly toh
yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Tu phir, yeh
Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Boly toh, simple hai bhai.
Ox many Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya
bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar
kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina
daant wala kutta kate to kya
karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui
wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not
working as per my
command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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Teacher:chidrens exams r nearing,
if u have any doubt u can ask me.
boys: In which printing press question
paper printed:p

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