Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Sankrit teacher: Love tell me what is the meaning of "Tamso ma jyotir gamaya"
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Love- tum so jao maa, mai jyoti ke ghar ja rha hun.

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Added 4 years ago

Ek Ladka aur ladki date pe dinner kar rahe the hotel mai.
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Ladka : Ghire badaloon main teri yaad aati hai
Sawan ke aane se teri yaad aati hai
Baarish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai .
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Ladki : Haan janti hu teri chatri deni hai kamine tanne na maar kutte

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Arj keya ha
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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agr sms he nhe karne to mobile bach
kr radio hi la lo.

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Added 4 years ago

Bruce Lee's favr8s:
Vgtabl=Mu-Lee
Brkfst=Id-Lee
Fstivl=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Quwa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animl=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs!
WY?
BCz its kha-Lee

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Added 4 years ago

College me school ki yaad aayi
Jawani mai bachpan ki yaad aayi
Kanto ko chua to gulaab ki yaad aayi
Aur aaj TV me ek bakri ko dekha to
2mhari yaad aayi.

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logo se panga v honge,
ghar me dange v honge,
agr mujhe SMS nhi kiya to,
aapke 12 Bacche honge,
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.. 2 ganje,
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2 nage
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8 lafange honge

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MahfiL Saji Thi
Sms Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kiya
Sab Ne Kiya Shor,
Paisa To Mera Gaya,
Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha.. 1aur.,
1aur.,
1aur

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