Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
.
.
.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
.
.
.
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ...!!"

I Like SMS - Like: 23 - SMS Length: 147
Tags: Funny SMS
Added 4 years ago

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

I Like SMS - Like: 27 - SMS Length: 150
Tags: Funny SMS
Added 4 years ago

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
.
.
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
.
.
.
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein
Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

I Like SMS - Like: 34 - SMS Length: 176
Added 4 years ago

Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi,
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha,
Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye,
To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ke
"Akele Hi Sukoon Tha"

I Like SMS - Like: 46 - SMS Length: 137
Added 4 years ago

koi gam hai magar dil udaas hai,
Tujhse koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas
hai,
Kehne ko bahut hai apne magar tu ek
khas hai,
Zyada emotional mat hona uper sab bakwas hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 47 - SMS Length: 173
Added 4 years ago

Laughing is the best medicine,
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
But if you are laughing without any
reason,
you need medicine"...!

I Like SMS - Like: 44 - SMS Length: 123
Tags: Funny SMS
Added 4 years ago

Girls ki 5 bate kabhi samjh nhi aati...

1- tun bade wo ho.
(pta nhi wo se kya matlab hai)

2- mujhe tumse ye ummid ni thi.
(pta nhi wo kaun si ummid hai jo girls apne dil me dafna kr baide rhti hai)


3- tum pahle jaise ni rhe.(to hum pahle kb vivekanand the kamine the kamine hai)


4- sach btana mai kaisi dikh rhi hu
(ab sach kr pitna thodi na hai)


5- mai mtlabi hu na
(Agar ha bol diya to gayi bhais pani me)

I Like SMS - Like: 51 - SMS Length: 433
Tags: Funny SMS