Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

banta- tm ladki dekh aye?
santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai.
banta- jara english mai kaho?
santa- English me bole to blackberry..

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Added 4 years ago

santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha..
banta- to ab kya hua?
santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?

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Added 4 years ago

banta - kya tmhari gaddi sahi halat mai hai.
santa- bilkul! horn ko chod kr baki sari chije shor krti hai.

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santa- tujhe apna laptop bada krwana hai?
banta- haan yaar.
santa- to phir ishme window hatwa k darwaja install krwa le..

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Added 4 years ago

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

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Added 4 years ago

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

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