Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Lux Walo Ne Mujse 5 Lakh Ka Sawal Pucha
Hindustan Me Aesa Kaun Hai Jo Saal Me 1 Bar Nahata Hai ?
Yakeen Karo 5 Lakh Pe Laat Mardi Magar Apka Naam Nahi Liya

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Added 4 years ago

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!!

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Added 4 years ago

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT :D

Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.

Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.

Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.

Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.

Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.

Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!

Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.

Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! :p :D

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Added 4 years ago

Pati patni me ladai ho gya,
pati ghar se chal gya raat ko phon karke pucha ke

khane mein kya hai

patni-zehar
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pati-mein ghar der se aunga ,tum khakar so jana....

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Added 4 years ago

k din jb wo hmse mile to bole kya hme yad
krte ho..?
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Ab unhe kon btaye k yad krna itna asaan
hota to hm apni class me top na kr lete

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Added 4 years ago

Santa Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur Dusara Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha..
Bant- Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Santa- Chicken K Sath Roti Kha Raha Hu Navratri Chal Raha Hai Na..

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santa- yaar mai prblm mai phas gaya hu?
banta- wo kaise?
santa- biwi makeup kare to kharch bardas nhi hota aur na kare to biwi bardas nhi hoti..

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