Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:

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Added 4 years ago

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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. .
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.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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Added 4 years ago

What? Is A Difference Between
A Kiss, A Car And A Monkey?
A Kiss Is So Dear,?
A Car Is Too Dear And
A Monkey Is U Dear.

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Added 4 years ago

Do u remember the day we travelled in
a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

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Added 4 years ago

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and
say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Added 4 years ago

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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Added 4 years ago

Karan Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

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