Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

I chased frnd.
I found luv.
I chased Desire.
I found Topes.
I chased Reality.
I found dreams.
I chased Chimpazee.
& i got you.

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Added 4 years ago

A study has proved that
all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try to change ur finger!
Catch another fool!!

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Added 4 years ago

You are many kilometres away frm me.
Bt still I'm watching ur every move thru
3 different channels
2.cartoon network
3.Animal Planet.

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Added 4 years ago

A Serious MENTAL opearation will start
at mental hospital of KOLKATA SSKM,so
Doctors and Nurses r ready.Bt the
MENTAL PATIENT is now busy 2 read
this SMS.

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Added 4 years ago

HOSPiTAL attendance
LANGDA Present sir,
BEHRA Presnt sir,
ANDHA Presnt,
MENTAL SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.

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Added 4 years ago

Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main..

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Added 4 years ago

Diff B/W Ignorance & self control?
When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at
that is ignorance! &
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

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