Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus
pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs
chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar
ticket apani hi kategi."

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Added 4 years ago

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod
Doo
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere
Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo

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Added 4 years ago

One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock.....!
why.....??
" Coz the entry fee
was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!

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Added 4 years ago

T.V. chalu karo aur news
dekho katrina hospitaliesed
hai kyonki usne mujhe
propose kiya aur maine use
sadi se mana kardiya to us
pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li

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Added 4 years ago

Ek Sardar apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi
inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. ....

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Added 4 years ago

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1
Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters
but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

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*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen





1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

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