Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai. AWESOME

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Added 4 years ago

gaali ki paribhasha batao..”
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Student: “atyadhik krodh aane per
shaaririk roop se hinsaa na
kerte
huye, maukhik roop se ki
gayi
hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye
chune huye shabdon ka
samooh
jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat
mann ko aseem shaanti ka
anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali
kehte hai..!!”

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Added 4 years ago

mene bhayanak sapna dekha
k
meri biwi muje faansi par
latka rahi he.
Kuch upaye btana.
Banta: ok ye chalisa din me 2
baar patni k samne padh
sapne aane band ho jayenge-
“PATNI CHALISA”
Nmo-nmo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani….|1|
Hamne samjha tum abla ho, par tumto sabse badi bla ho….|2| Jis din hath me belan awe, Us din pati khub chillawe….|3| Sare bed pe patni sove, Pati baith farsh par rove…..|4| Tumse hi ghar Mathura Kashi, Aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi….|5|
‘Patni Chalisa’ jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh pave….|6|
Bhoot pishach nazar aa jawe,
patni jab asli roop mein awe..

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Added 4 years ago

Muqadar main raat ki nend
nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de
kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
_/ \_

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Added 4 years ago

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke
khud puchhe.. Sir ji
r u sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

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A man was walking in rain A
sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine
(And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

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Added 4 years ago

Santa ka baap foreign se ghar aaya..

Father:- Tumhari mummy kahan hai ?

Santa:- Padoshi ke sath bhag gai..

Father:- Tumne mujhe bataya kyon nahi?

Santa:- Maine socha tha ki aapko surprise dunga... :p :D

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