Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Apne mobile ko facewash
lagkar garm pani se
Dhokar kumkum aur chawal
lagkar mandir main chada
Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi
to puja karo.

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Added 4 years ago

Petrol to tab hi sasta hoga
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Jab use china wale nikalenge...

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Added 4 years ago

Sardar ne airport me call
karke pucha-
punjab to amrica kitna time
lagta hai?
Receptionist: just a second sir..
Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........

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Added 4 years ago

Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad,
pesh hai.
Messagegiri jisme aap msgs
kare ya na kare,
ham msg bhejte rahenge,
kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi.

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Added 4 years ago

Hasi ke liye gam kurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban,
agar
dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to
saala dost bhi kurban.

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Added 4 years ago

1 Shayar shop me jakar bola -
"Gilaaf-e-auzar-e-maza-e-
mohabbat, Bandish-e-nasal do"
Shopkeeper kya..?
Shayar ki wife : C*nd*m Dijiye..

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Added 4 years ago

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah.. Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To,
Aapki Marji!

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