Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Na Dil Ki Baazi Thi Na Dil Ka Sauda,
Agar De Deti Wo Hme Apna Waqt Thoda,
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta,
Ki Sir Thoda Pani Ya Phir Soda.

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Added 3 years ago

"Shahjahan" Tha Bevkuf. Jo
Banaya Itna Mahnga "TAAJ"
.
Agr Rakhta Utne Paise Bank
Me "AAZ"
. To Itna Ata "BYAZ"
.
Ki Roz Aati Nayi "MUMTAZ"

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1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe.

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Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!

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Santa ki girlfriend ne usko
message kiya “I Miss U”
Bohat dair sochne k baad
santa ne jawab diya:
Ok,
mujhe manzoor hai,
I Student U.

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1 Pehlwan Ki Tang Neeli Ho Gai.
Doctor : Zeher Phel Gya H Katni Paregi.
3din Bad 2sri B Neeli Hogai.
Doctor : Ye B Katni Paregi
Zehar Kafi Phel Gya 2no Kaat K Plastic Ki Tangen
Lga Den
8 Din Bad Plastic Ki Tangen B Neeli Ho Gæn.
Doctor : Ab Smjh Aya, Tmhari
Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Hai, Preshani Ki Koi Bat Nhi.

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1 Ladki jannat me Gai to
farishton se boli:
Meri shadi kisi Delhi k ladke se krwao.
Farishta: Sabar krle BEGHERAT
Pehly kisi delhi k Lrke ko jannat me to aane de

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