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Added 3 years ago

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar,
sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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Added 3 years ago

minister : bomb blast me
marne walo ko 5 lakh aur
zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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santa : mera baap pahle
zakhmi hua fir mar gaya.
hamara 8 lakh banta hai ...

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Added 3 years ago

santa : mere padosi ka bachha
gum ho gaya !
banta : fir kya kiya ?
santa : maine kaha google per
search kar lo mil jaye to
download kar lena...

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher to Santa-
If a paratha & a pizza is
thrown from a 50 feet building,
which will reach the
ground first?
Santa: pizza, coz itz a fast food!!

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Added 3 years ago

Nazre mile to use"izhar" kehte h.
Rato ko nind na aye to use"pyar"kehte h.
Mile dil to use"ikrar" kehte h.
Par jo in sab me na pade use "samajhdar" kehte h.

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Added 3 years ago

Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi
thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...

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Added 3 years ago

Na Dil Ki Baazi Thi Na Dil Ka Sauda,
Agar De Deti Wo Hme Apna Waqt Thoda,
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta,
Ki Sir Thoda Pani Ya Phir Soda.

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