Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Qasam hai tuje meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,
" DoSt "
Suna hai tum ?
qabar se agarbatiya churatey ho,,,

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun.

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se
bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..

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Added 3 years ago

Ek baar Santa raat mein Gangubai ke ghar gaya..usne darwaja knock kiya..

Gangubai :- Kaun?

Santa :- Main..

Gangubai :- Main kaun?

Santa :- Are pagli, tu gangubai... :D

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar
se mar pad gaye.
.
Wajah?
.
Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhe The.
.
Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola
.
O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne
Kitne Grahk aye hai

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Added 3 years ago

An Elephant meets an Ant.
Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei?
Ant: 25 saal.
Elephant: 25
saal or itni choti?
Ant: I use LUX.

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Added 3 years ago

Wo Kehti Hy:
.
Phone Na Kia Kro "DEAR"
.
Mama Hoti Hy "NEAR"
.
Papa Sy Lgta Hy "FEAR"
.
Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
.
Dewaro K B Hote Hy "EAR"
.
Is Liye SMS Kro .
"DEAR"

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