Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Ek Punjabi Ladki shaadi karne
k liye Ladke k ghar mein
entry karne se pehle pray
karti hain:
"Rabba !! Ya toh Saas changi
hove...nahi toh photo tangi hove..!

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Added 3 years ago

Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge
mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam
rahti hai
.
. Nhi Pata
.
Ans
Garam Masala

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Added 3 years ago

DuriYon ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zyada aapse
.
.
Bas ek bottle MAAZA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye..!

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Added 3 years ago

Aasman jitna Neela h
Wah wah
Sunflowr jitna peela hai
Wah wah
Pani jitna geela hai
Wah wah Aapke dimag ka NUT utna hi
dheela hai.
.
Ab bolo wah-wah....

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Added 3 years ago

" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum
BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad
Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.

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Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade
Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke
baigairat...
.
Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya
"chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Kabhi Kisi Ko Tang Kiya Nahi Karte
Yu Fizol sms ya Misscall Diya Nahi Karte
Jiska Mobile Hay Usko Wapis Kardo
Insano ki chezo se BANDAR khela nhi krte.

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