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Added 4 years ago

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
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To...
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Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo

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1 Khwab ,
1 Pyar ,
1 Haqiqat
Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har
Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne
Pade,
Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum.

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Lab sil jate hai, jab tum samne
ate ho. Dil dhadakta he, jab
nigah milate ho.
Sans rukti hai,jab muskurate ho.
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"BHOOT HO KYA? ITNA KYO DARATE HO?

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1 Sarabi train ki patri par so gaya..
1 admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..
Sarabi: Sale abhi Aeroplane
upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to
train kya chiz hai.....

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U.P. Me
Maa doctor se phone par- Mere
bache ko current laga hai main
kya karun?
Dr.- Pehle Aap allah ka Shukr
ada kare ki Aap ki taraf Light aa rahi hai!

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Aj Dogs Day hy,
To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe
Q msg kia hy?
Isiliye to me kehta hu,
mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag
hy ishare me smjh jata hy.

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Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi
naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan naraj,
aap doctor ke pass
aur
Doctor naraj,
to aap bhagwan ke pass.....

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