Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
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7up hi pila do mujko?

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Added 4 years ago

Hum unke pyar mein deewane ho gaye
Woh hamare pyar mein siyany ho gay
Hum ne un k pyar mein shaadi na ki
AUR UN K 2,3 bacche ho gaye

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Added 4 years ago

zindagi apni masti mein jiya kr
ishq bahut buri cheez hy na kiya kr
tu apna pura dhiyaan career
pe mor de or apni sari girlfriend mere
liye chor de

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Added 4 years ago

Father-Beta agar sasural wale
Scooter de to Car magna,
Shop de to Ghar mangna,
Coolar de to AC mangna.
Beta- Papa agar wo Ladki de
to kya sath me uski dusri bahan vi mang lu?

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Added 4 years ago

Ek Bacha Paida Hote Hi
Nurse Se bola- LIGHT AARAHI
HAI?
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Nurse-No .
Bacha- Phir to tik hai
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INDIA Me Hua Hu ..Prod 2 b
Indian

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Added 4 years ago

Santa-Yaar suna hai teri wife
bhag gai?
Tera kya kahna hai..
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahu "Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"

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Added 4 years ago

Life is Beautiful...
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*Conditions Apply.
Excluding All Taxes.

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