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Added 1 year ago

Cat: “How old are u ??
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Elephant: “5 yrs..
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Cat: “U luk big..
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Elephant: “i m a COMPLAN BOY
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Cat: “i m 20 yrs
Elephant:” But u luk small
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Cat: “PONDS MIRACLE,
BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE

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Me- papa aaj maine ₹ 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se

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Dad : Kab sudhrega Nalayak!
Woh Verma Ji ki ladki ko dekh………
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Beta : Kaha hain? Kidhar?
Mujhe toh boli ki Out of Town hu!
Ghar aa gayi?

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Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Puja Karke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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21st Century Ki Ladkiya
Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage

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Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhty Rhee…
Neend Mujhe Apni Orr Khenchti Rhee…
Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh Gayaa…
Aur Aik Raat Phir Yeh Genious Bina Padhe So Gaya …..

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Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

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