Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Dil Ki Batein Batana Acha Lagta Hai.
Phone Per Gup Shup Lagana Acha Lagta Hai.
Shadi Se Pehle Dil Me Bajte Hein Sangeet.
Bad Me To Bas Sastriay Gaan Acha Lagta Hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date
per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron
ko neend aa rahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Usne jo shair mara to wah
wah hogai
WAH WAH
USne jo shair mara to wah
wah hogai .
or mene jo shair mara to shairni
vidhva hogai.

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Added 4 years ago

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar
hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to
sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake
kehte ho shadishuda ho to kya hua darling...
kunware hum bhi nahin!

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Added 4 years ago

Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindgi may sabko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi ghum de to,
police station lay aana..

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Added 4 years ago

Tere chehray pe udaasi aur
ankhon mein nami hai..
Amul milk piya karo ,
Tum mein Calcium ki kami hai

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Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah
tehri hai,
Uski ankhein sagar se bhi
ziyada gehri hein,
Thak gaya apne pyar ka
izhaar karte karte,
Tab pata chala dono kaan se behri hai

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