Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

1 sardaro k gaon me nadi pe
bridge bnaya gya.
Builder:bhut achcha ho gya.
Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair
k nadi paar krte the ab chhav
m tair kr krenge.

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Added 3 years ago

Line marne k bahut tarike h
Jinme se 3 mazedar ye h
1. Pencil se
2. Pen se
3. Marker se
Sbko apne jesa mt smjo kuch log sharif b hote h meri
tarah

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Added 3 years ago

Ek buri baat h
plz rona mat
—.
l ‘.o
l ./l
l .JL l
l
Badnami ki wajah se munni ne
khud kushi kar li.
Aur karo munni ko badnam

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Added 3 years ago

Girlfriend k roz-roz k nakhro
se preshan, no problem!
Usko Gift kro NOKIA Mob,
jisme ho local battery.
Battry blast Girlfriend
khallas ;) WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Admi ne 1ungli se 8 admi
ko upar pahucha diya
or wo rajnikant b nahi tha
Batao kese?
Lift se yar
Q Apne kamjor dimag par jor dete ho

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Added 3 years ago

DOCTOR-AaPne JiSko SWIMING-PUL Me
Dubne Se Bachaya Usne
FANDA Lagakar KHUDKUSHI
Kar Li
PAGAL-Wo To Mai Use Sukhane Ke Liye Tang Kar
Aaya Hu

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Added 3 years ago

Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi
dosti ka wada,
.
.
.
Jaise 12 rupee ka Vim,
.
Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada

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