Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
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Muna bhai:-bole to pahle date
of birth bata mamu.

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Added 4 years ago

Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm
Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
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Aj 50 Ka recharge krane ko bola To Kehty Hai Sub
Dukanae Bnd Hain…

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Added 4 years ago

Roye wo is kadar unki lash se
lipat kar.... . . .
Ke laash khud uth kar boli,
Le TU MARJA PEHLE,,,
Batameez uper hi chada ja
raha ha garmi me..

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Added 4 years ago

Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant.
Girl: But i am unmarried.
Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend.
Girl: I don't have any.
Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..

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Added 4 years ago

Duniya buri ho sakti hai "TUM NAHI"
Log bure ho sakte hai "TUM NAHI"
Duniya bewafa ho skti hai "TUM NAHI"
Pagal theek ho skte hai "TUM NAHI"...

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Woh aj b chaku leke mujhe
dhoond raha hai
Maine 1 bar galti se usy keh
dia tha k
dil cher k dekh tera he naam
hoga
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.( : )
. J L
qasai ka bacha hai yaar

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Added 4 years ago

Maana Ke Teri Nazar Me Kuch
Bhi Nahi Hu Mein,,,
Meri Qadar Un Se Puch Jin Ke
Maine Paise Dene Hain.

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