Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls
ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete
ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapad na mar de

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Added 3 years ago

Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat
manoge
Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge
Kiss nhi karoge..
Boyfriend- behen tu ghar ja..
Tere mummy papa chinta kr rahe honge

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Added 3 years ago

Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty
The
Boy: Maine Kaha Th SIR Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm
Ho Tab Na

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Added 3 years ago

Zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile - Dokha
Jo muskil se mile - Kushi
Aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
Ab main apni tarif Khud kaise karu…

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Added 3 years ago

Ikhtiyar-e-tarnum ki
tabassum k taqadus ki
ranaiyoon se jahalat ki tariqi
ko mita dena. . . . !
Jab iss ka mtlb smjh aaye tou mjhe B bta dena.

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Added 3 years ago

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to
rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to
rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to
kayamat hogi.

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Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada
padhai nahi karti Bcoz wo
janti He ke duniya ke kisi
kone me koi gadha unke liye
engineer ya docter ban raha hoga....

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