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Added 3 years ago

Teacher: Agar apna character
sudharna hai to sab aurato ko
MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera
character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega...

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Added 3 years ago

Na muje kisi ka dil chahie..,
Na Muje jmane se koi aas hai..,
Jo apna smjh kr apni saheli ka
no dilwa de..
Muje us dost ki talash hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass
lagte ho
Nazro se dur rehkar bhi khas
lagte ho Har baar dusro ka diya SMS
bhejte ho
Aur khud ko “TULSIDAS” samajhte ho

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Added 3 years ago

Hosle Sare aazma baithe,
Hum zamane k gam utha
baithe,
Jiski Chahat me Umar bhar Tadpe,
Uski hi Shaadi ki Biryani Kha Baithe.

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Added 3 years ago

Girl Friend: Kuch aisa bolo ke
mere dil ki dhadkan tez ho
jaaye!
.
. .
Boy Friend: wo dekh tera Baap.

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Added 3 years ago

A Social Msg For My All
Friends and brothers:-
.
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water
without wearing pampers...

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Added 3 years ago

To the People who hate me:
Dear Haters..
I couldn't help but notice that,
AWESOME ends with "ME"
& UGLY starts with "U" !

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