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Added 3 years ago

Na Aasman Fata, Na Dharti Hili
Fir Apne Kaise Socha Humare
Msg Se Mukti Mili
Are Hum Zara Se Busy Kya
Huye Ki Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat
To Tali....

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Added 3 years ago

Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu
tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte
ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.

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Added 3 years ago

Aap sochte honge k hm Itne
msg kyu krte h?
Ans:Bharatiy Shiksha
Abhiyan k antargat Aap ko
roz kuchh na kuchh padhna jaruri h
"Padhega India,Tabhi badhega India"

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story: once a boy was
smoking at airport.
Girl asked:1 din me kitne
cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.? Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein
cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye
paise bachate to samne khari
hui car tmhari hoti...
Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?
Girl: No. Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri he hai...
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se
bezti bhi ho jati hai ..

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Added 3 years ago

Wo MsG TuMNe MuJHe ABHi
BHeJa THa Wo DuBaRa BHeJo
PLZ..!
CoNFuSeD?
KaBHi KoI MsG BHeJa H Jo DuBaRa BHeJoGe
"KaNJus" !

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Added 3 years ago

Apni Pasand ka koi 1 Fruit
Choose Karo
.
Apple
Lemon 0range
Mango
Banana
Chery
.
. Or rply mt krna, Kharid Kr
Kha Lena.
Fruits r good 4 health..

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bahu- maji, ye abhi tak nhi aaye,
kahi koi dusri aurat?
saas- kalmuhi,tu hamesh hi
ulta sochti h,aisa bhi to ho sakta h ki ,
truck ke niche aa gya ho..

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