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Added 3 years ago

Santa Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearing This Santa Jumps From 50th Floor
When He Reached 35th Floor
He Thinks..
"I Dont Have Son"
20th Floor
"Im Not Married"
And
3rd Floor
Oh Shit..!!
I m Banta..!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Goes Into Bar In New York
The Man On His Right Orders A Drink To The Bartender..
"Johnnie Walker, Single"
The Man On His Left Says..
"Jack Daniels, Single"
Santa Then Looks At The Bartman Stemly
And Then Confidently Says..
"Santa Singh, Married..!"

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Added 3 years ago

Aisi Kya Dua Du Apko
Jo Apke Labo Pe Hasi K Phool
Khila De
Bas Yahi Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
K Khuda Jaldi Se Apki Shadi
Kara De. .
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Oye Hoye Muskurahat To Dekho

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Added 3 years ago

Na Puch Unki Judai K Lamhe
Ham Kese Bita Rhe He
Pani Me "Surf Excel" Mila K
Bulbule Uda Rhe H
O O
O 0 O Oo
0 O 0
Oo
,,., ('')/
)(
/\
Fu Fu Fu Fu.

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Added 3 years ago

Girl: I'm in a big trouble!
Boy: Why is that?
Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!
Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is
use a trap.
Girl: I don't have one.
Boy: Well then, buy one.
Girl: Can't afford one.
Boy: I can give you mine if you
want.
Girl: That sounds good.
Boy: All you need to do is just use
some cheese in order to make the
mouse come to the trap.
Girl: I don't have any cheese.
Boy: Okay then, take a piece of
bread and put a bit of oil in it and
put it in the trap.
Girl: I don't have oil.
Boy: Well, then put only a small
piece of bread.
Girl: I don't have bread.
Boy: Then what the hell is that
mouse doing at your house..??

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Baar Santa Church Gaya..
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Achanak Light Chali Gayi Aur
Andhera Ho Gaya...
Tabhi Church Ka Ghanta Baja
"TONNN"
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Santa Chillaya:
Ohh Teri UNDERTAKER Aa Gaya

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Added 3 years ago

Boy was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks boy why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Boy : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler...

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