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Added 3 years ago

Usko Ana Ho Ga To Khud Hi Chali Aye Gi,,,



Yun Beth Ker Bathroom Mein Zor Laganey Sey Kya Faida...
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Added 3 years ago

Wife: Shaadi Ke Pehle To Tum Mujhe Roz Gift Dete Thay.....
Ab Kyu Nahi Dete..?
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Husband: Machchali Pakadne Ke Baad Bhi Kya Koi Chara Dalta Hai..!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Wife: Tumne Kabi Socha Hai Ki Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota..?
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Husband: Nahi...!
Maine Kabi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha..!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Husband: Kal Mere Khwab Me Ek Ladki Aayi Thi.......
Wah..! Kya Ladki Thi...!
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Wife: Akele Aayi Hogi..?
Husband: Tum Ko Kaise Pata Hai...!
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Wife: Uska Husband Mere Khwab Me Aaya Tha...!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa: Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyu Diya.?
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Banta: Saali Characterless Thi.....!
Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Bacche Bhagwan Se Mangti Hai..!!!

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Santa: Yaar Murgi Ke Bacche Ande Todkar Bahar Kaise A Jate Hain..?
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Banta: Mujhe To Ye Samjh Me Nahi Aata....
Saale Band Ande Me Ghus Kaise Jate Hain..!!!

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Jung Me Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machchardani Pehni...!
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Banta: Aisa Kyu..?
Santa: Jisme Machchar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Ghusegi...!!!

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