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Added 3 years ago

Ek Aadmi God Se: Tune Bachpan
Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Diya Cheen Le,
Paise Diye Wapis Le Liye,
Ek Biwi Bhi De Hai Lena Bhul Gya Kya...?

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Added 3 years ago

Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Ke
Ek He School Me Sath Padhne
Se Kya Fayda Hota Hai.?
Socho.. Aur Socho..
Ans: Attendance 100% Hota Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Principal: Class Ke Saare Bacche
Time Se Aa Jaate Hai But Tum
Roz Late Aate Ho Kyu..?
Student: Sir , Jhund Me To Kutte
Aate Hai,
SHER To Humesa Akela He Aata Hai..!

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Added 3 years ago

n Exam Teacher Said: Write Ur
Lovers Name On Paper
After 5 Sec All Girls Said:
Finished Madam After 1 Hour All
Boys Said: Extra Sheet Plzzz
Thoko Like Boys K Liye

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Added 3 years ago

Agar Aap Kisi Se Pyaar Karte Hai,
To Hi Neeche Padhiye.
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Ruk Teri Mummy Ko Btata Hun.
Auntyy......
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Added 3 years ago

Ek Angrej Hindi Sikhne
Ke Liye India Aaya..

15 Din Yahi Raha, Finally
Usne 2 Baate Sikhi:

1. Shukar Hai, Light Aa Gayi..
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2. Iski Maa Ki.....Phir Chali Gayi..:-P

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Fighter Pilot Pappu, Kamyabi K Baad
Apna Jahaaz Land Karne Pe Bohut
Khush Hua..
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Niche Utarne Pe Ground Staff Ne
Usey Hatho Hath Lia

Aur Uski Wardi Utarne Me Help Karne
Lage..
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Pappu (Fakr Se): Aaj Maine Pakistan
Ke 4 Jahaaz, 2
Helicopter Or 1 Tank Ko Mara Hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo Sab To Theek Hai
Lekin Sir Ji Apne 1 Galti Kar Di..
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Pappu: Kaun Si Galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas Aap Isi Khushi Me
Pakistan Me Hi Land Kar Gaye Hain

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