Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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Added 3 years ago

Pyar Ho Jata Hain Ya Karna
Padta Hain..?
Cute Answer By A Beautiful Girl..
Ladka Smart Ho To Ho Jata Hain,
Agar
Ameer Ho To Karna Padta Hain.

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Added 3 years ago

Techar: Student Se Lofar
Aur Offer Me Kya Antar Hai,
Student: Agr Ladka I Love U Bole To Lofar,
Aur Agr
Ladki Bole To Offer!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe
Chad Jaun To.. Engineering
College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi
Banta: Pir Hath Chod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Waqt Tha Jab Aapke Msg Aise Aate Thay,
Jaise Kisi Ne Aap Ke Sar Pe Pistol Rakhi Hui Hai,
Aur Aap Se Sms Karwa Raha Hai..
Magar Ab To Lagta Hai Kisi
Ne Aap Ko Goli Hi Maar Di Hai!

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Added 3 years ago

Kya Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane Ki,
Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki..
Sms To Company Ne Kab Ke Saste Kar Diye,
Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhari Chillar Bachane Ki..

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Added 3 years ago

Raj In Hotel, Mai Yaha Nahi
Rahunga Mere Paise Wapas
Karo.. Itna Chota Room Mujhe
Janwar Samjha Hai Kya..?
Waiter: Mere Baap, Room Me
Chal Ye Lift Hai..!

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