Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi
Se Bndha Hua Tha, Batao
Wo 7 Feet Door Pri Ghaas
Kese Khaye Ga? Haar Maan Li ?
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi.

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Added 3 years ago

Nepali: Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka
Mobile Kaha Milega?
.
Salesman: Pata Nahi
.
Nepali: Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To
Isi Dukan Ka Hai.
.
Salesman: Abey Saley Ye
Sham Singh Nahi, Samsung Hai!

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Added 3 years ago

Yun To Haam Hain Bal Brahamchari,
Zaha Larki Dekhi Aakh Mari,
Pat Gai To Hamari,
Warna Fir Se Bal Bramhchari.

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Added 3 years ago

Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar
Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti
Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya
Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani
Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho
Kar Bhagwan Bole:
Var Mango Vats
Santa: Prabhu!!
Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein
Vaisa Nahi Hu..
Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye..

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Added 3 years ago

Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry
Main Meter Chalu Karna
Bhul Gaya.
Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal
Nahi Main Bhi Apna
Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.

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Husband Apni Saas Se:
Apki Beti Mein To
Hazaron Kamiyan Hain.
Saas: Haan Beta,
Isi Vajah Se To Use
Achcha Ladka Nahi Mila..

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