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Added 3 years ago

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

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Added 3 years ago

Police constable to his son:
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.

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Added 3 years ago

Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"

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Added 3 years ago

Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa

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Added 3 years ago

Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki
Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao
unhe zrurat hai barhane ki
Ab aur perfume mat lagao tumhe zarurat ha nahane k

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Machhar Bola Insaan Se
Mat Maro Hume Jaan Se,
Jang Chhid Jayegi,
Dushmani Badh Jayegi,
Mana Ki Aap Me Junoon H,
Par Humari Ragon Me Bi
To Aap Hi Ka Khoon.

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Added 3 years ago

Bahut Muskil Ho Jaata Ha
Us Waqt Jabaab Dena
Jab Banda Bathroom Me Ho..
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Aur Girlfrnd Pooche Le..
Jaanu Kya Kar Rhe Ho..?

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