Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Woh bhi kya din the jab
log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat
us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the

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Added 3 years ago

GF is beauty & WIFE is duty,
GF is springroll & WIFE is dabbagol,
GF is chuski & WIFE is risky,
GF is tootifrooty & WIFE is kismat photi..

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Added 3 years ago

Ajeeb Hain Nakhre Tere.....,
Ajeeb Tera Style Hai......,
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi......,
Hathoon Main MOBILE Hai...

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Added 3 years ago

shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.

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Added 3 years ago

Subha teri Sham meri ho
Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
Or jab maut aay ay dost Kabar teri Usme LASH
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O hello
TERI hi ho
Meri q ho.

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Added 3 years ago

Hello, JAN !
Hi, JAN !
How r u JAN ?
What r u doing JAN ?
I Miss u JAN !!
Don't excited, the word of JAN is the short form of "JANWER"

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Added 3 years ago

mithoo apne papa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai?
papa:Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak,
stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata,
Ja andar se calculator la.

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