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Added 3 years ago

Itna kamjor ho gaya hu tery judai se
ki
machar b utha le jate hai muje charpayi se

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Shaadi Ke 7 Sukh:

1. Subah Subah Garam Paani Milega (Bartan Dhone Ke Liye)
2. Pyare Pyare Bacche Milenge (Aapko Gadha Banane Ke Liye)
3. Har Roz Biwi Aapse Pyar Se Bolegi (Ration Lane Ke Liye)
4. Biwi Aapke Baahon Me Baahen Dalegi (Kharcha Pani Ke Liye)
5. Aap Gana Gana Shuru Kar Doge (Baccho Ko Sulane Ke Liye)
6. Wo Roz Taiyar Hokar Samne Ayegi (Shopping Jane Ke Liye)
7. Aapko Bhi Whisky Ka Maza Ayega (Kuch Der Gam Bhulane Ke Liye)

NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE

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Wife (Seeing Stars): Bataao Wo Kaun Si Cheez Hai...
Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte....?
Husband: Nahi Mai Nahi Bataunga
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Wife (Smiling): Nahi Bataao Na Plz Darling...
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Husband: Tera Muh.....!!!

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Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?
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Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Savere Savere Tight.....!!!

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Doctor: Which Soap U Use...?
Santa: Bajrang Soap, Bajrang Paste,
Bajrang Brush....
Doctor: Is Bajrang An International Company...?
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Santa: No, Bajrang Is My Room Partner....!!!

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Teacher: Tum Late Kyu Aaye....?
Santa: Mummy Papa Lad Rahe Thay....
Teacher: Wo Lad Rahe Thay To Tum Kyu Late Aaye....?
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Santa: Mera 1 Juta Mummy Ke Pas
Aur Dusra Papa Ke Pas Tha.....!!!

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Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi.....
Wife: To Kya...?
Husband: To Mai 2 Shaadiyan Aur Kar Sakta Hu....
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Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai...?
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Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti Hai....!!!

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