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Added 3 years ago

अध्यापिका: कल मैंने तुझे कुत्ते पर निबंध लिखने को कहा था!
तु लिखकर क्यों नहीं लाया?
पप्पू: क्या करूँ मैडम,
जैसे ही मैंने कुत्तेपर पेन रखा, वो भाग गया..!

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Added 3 years ago

Chae Ki Patti (Tea)
Aur Pati (Husband)
Me Kya Similarity Hai?
.
Dono K Naseeb Me Jalna Aur Ubalna
Likha Ha & Woh B
Aurat K Hathon.

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Added 3 years ago

Zindgi Rhi To Tumhara Sath
Nibhaunga Dosto.
Bhul Jau To Smjh Lena Ki Tmhari
"Bhabhi" Mil Gae H.
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Chalo Jaanu
(-.-)( '.')
( )\/{ }
! !_ / \_

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Added 3 years ago

Customer To Hotel
Manager:-
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Jaldi Chalo.... Meri Biwi
Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan
Dena Chahti Hai.
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Manager:- So, What Can I
Do?
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Customer:- Kamine....
Khidki Khul Nahi Rahi
Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

GIRLS Ki Shopping..
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Inhe Kharidna Kuch Nahi Hota
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Bas Ye Dekho,
Wo Dekho,
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Oh Ye Kya Hai.. ??
Waow Wo Kya Hai.. ??
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Ye Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
Wo Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
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5 Ghante Sirf Ghoom Kar Apna
Dupatta Peeko Karwa Kar
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Aur
Gol-Gappe Kha Kar Chali Aati H,
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Aur Facebook Per Status Daalti
H:
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"Shopping At Mall, Enjoying
A
Lot"...:p :D :O

Hahahaha...Agree Boys ?
Thoko LIKE

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राहुल गांधी रैली में : "आपको विकास चाहिए "
आवाज़ आती है : " नहीं "
राहुल : " आपको खुशहाली चाहिए "
आवाज़ आती है : " नही "
राहुल : तो फिर आपको क्या चाहिए ??
" सर हम तो टैंट हाउस वाले हैं , ये कुर्सियां और माइक वापिस चाहिए"
जय हिन्द

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Added 3 years ago

Krrish 3:-
Kaal (vivek) Rohit ke DNA se
bana
hota he.
Isliye woh Krish ka Bhai hua!
. .
Aur Kaya (kangna) kaal aur
Girgit
ke DNA se bani
hoti he.
To kaya kaal ki beti huyi. .
.
To kaya ko krish se pyar kyu ho
jaat he?
Krish to kaya ka chacha he .:0

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