Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Ladies driving
Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?
Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein leta hua tha.

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Added 3 years ago

Dad- Beta 5 k baad kya ata h?
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Son- 6,7
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Dad- wah mera brilliant beta..
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Or 6,7 k bad?
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Son- 8,9,10..
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Dad- kya bat h beta,uske bad?
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Son- Gulam, begum, badshah... ..
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Aur sabse bada Akka

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Added 3 years ago

ये जोक पढ़कर आप हँसते हँसते मर सकते हैं :-
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लेकिन साहब, मुझे आपकी फ़िक्र थी इसलिए नहीं लिखा, क्यों बेकार में जान जोखिम में डालना

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Added 3 years ago

Arz hai...
"later d bus longer d que"
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gaur farmaiega
"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d
view"

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Added 3 years ago

Pappu : I Love You
Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata
Hai Kya..?
Pappu :- OH...Ho..
Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT
MAGNA SHURU
or gift b kya maang rhi h,
chappal
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Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag
yaha se.

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Added 3 years ago

"Aapse Juda Hokar Mar Jayenge
'Marke Bhi Dosti Nibhajayenge
'Khuda Ko Manakar Aapko Bhi Upar Bulayenge'
'Fir Dono Sath Me Yamraj Ki Beti Ko Patayenge...

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Added 3 years ago

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!

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