Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Caller: Hello Pizza Hunt ??
Pizza Hunt: Yes Sir
Caller: 1 Large Pizza, 2 Small
Pizza Aur Ek Coke Bhejo
Pizza Hunt: Kiske Naam Pe Bheju Sir?
Caller: Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba…


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Added 3 years ago

Diffrence between
beautiful night & horror night.
Beautiful night is When
You hug your teddy bear &
sleep.

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Horror night is When your
teddy hugs you back...

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Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

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Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)

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Added 3 years ago

Sitaro me aap,
Hawao me aap,
Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap,
Dhop me aap,
Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…

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Which r d most powerful 3 words
other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA...

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Added 3 years ago

Driving Styles In
Diffent Countries
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1 hand On Steering
Wheel,
1 Hand Out
Window---USA
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1 Hand On
Steering
And
1 Hand On Horn ---Japan.
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1 Hand On Horn,
1 Hand On Gear,

Listening Loud
Music,
1 Ear On Cell,
1 Foot On
Acceleration,
Nothing On Break
And
Both Eyes On
Female In
Next Car-
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INDIA
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We are Multi Talented...

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