Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Papa: Arre Aaj Tumhari Mummy
Itni Chup Chap Kyun Baithi Hui
Hai Son: Kuch Nahin Papa, Mummy
Ne Lipstick Maangi Aur Maine
Galati Se Fevistick De Di.
Papa: (With Tears In Eyes) Kamaal
Kar Diya Yaar, God Bless You

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Added 3 years ago

Lady Techar: Chalo Beta,
Iss Line Ko Do Lafzo Me
Bolo, Main Aapse Pyar Karta Hoon
Studet: Soory, Mam,
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Teri Mere, Mere Tere Prem
Khani Hai Mushkil, Do Lafzo
Me Ye Bayaa Na Ho Paaye..!


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Added 3 years ago

Apne Khoon Se Likh Diya
Har Dewaar Pe Uska Naam,
Phir Har Wo Dewaar Thod Diya,
Jispe Likha Tha Uska Naam Kyuki,
Splleling Mistake Thi Yaar.

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Added 3 years ago

Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai


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Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas
Kyo Hai..
Malkin: Tumhare Sahab Apne
Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar
Karte Hain..
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe
Dhokha Nahi De Sakte.


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Added 3 years ago

Dear Subscriber,
Ur Due Date To Take Bath For This
Month Is Today, Plz Take
Bath By Due Date To Avoid
Khujli And Dandruf..! Thanks


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Oye Mil Gya, Mil Gya,
Il Gya, Haa Haa Mil Gya,
Balle Balle Mil Gya,
Dhinchk Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna Kaam Chod K Mera SMS
Pdhnewala Bewakuf Mil Gya

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