Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Pyar Diwana Hota H,
Ek Dusre Ko Pana Hota H
Ladki Ko Ghar Me Lana Hota Hai,
Khana Khilana Hota H
Fir Wo Lota Lekar Jati Hai ,
Qki Wo Itna Khati H,
Isliye Wo Haathi H
Or Haathi Mera Sathi Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Pita- “Bete, tumhaare dadaji ne shaadi ki aur pachtaye,
maine shaadi ki aur pachta raha hu, tum kya karoge?”
Beta- “Ji, vansh parampara nibhaunga|
Shaadi karunga aur phir pachtaunga|”

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Added 3 years ago

Pita- “Dekho Beta, Tum Kabhi Shaadi Na Karna,
Yah Baad Me Bahut Badi Musibat Paida Kar Deti Hai|”
Beta- “Haan Pitaji, Mai Kabhi Shaadi Nahi
Karunga Aur Yahi Shiksha Apne Bete Ko Bhi Dunga

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Added 3 years ago

Dhoom 3 ticket for Rs 900 at
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What the Hell are we going to get ??
A kiss from Katrina Kaif while Entering.??

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Added 3 years ago

Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years
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Legal Marrying age for Boys : 21 years...
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You need more experience to Handle a
girl than a country :| :| :| :

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Added 3 years ago

Indians wear helmet not for the
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But to save
money from the Traffic police...

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Added 3 years ago

Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!


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