Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Kya “Andaaz”Hai
Kya “Jalwe” Hai
Kya “Style”Hai
Aur Kya “Smile” Hai
Message To Karte Nahi
Aur Garv Se Kehte Ho Mere Paas Mobile Hai

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar ne call milai to awaz aai
Is call k liye aap ka balance na kafi hay
Sardar koi bat nahi behn ji tum nay mujhy sa baat ki itna hi kafi hay .

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Added 3 years ago

America me light jaye to
Power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h

Bt India me jaye to
Pdosi k ghar dekte h:
Sbki gayi na...

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Added 3 years ago

4 shrabi 1 Janaze ko Utha Kar,
2 Qabro K UprSe Ja Rahe the.
Santa-Sharm Kro Niche Murde He.
SHRABI-To Upr Konsa Humne WORLDCUP Utaya He.

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Added 3 years ago

If Classroom Is Not A Place To Sleep
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Then Home Is Also Not A Place To
Study ... :)

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Added 3 years ago

DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,

BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,

HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,

IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE.

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Added 3 years ago

Dhoka mila jab pyar me,

zindagi me udasi chha gai,

:(

socha tha aag laga denge is duniya ko,

kambakht doosri pasand aa gai...:

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