Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

RAILWAY INTERVIEW
Interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek
line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
Santa - jee red light dikhaunga
Interviewer - red light na ho to
Santa - torch dekhaunga
Interviewer - torch na ho to
Santa - apni red shirt utaar kar
dikhaunga
Interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi
to
Santa - fir m apne Bua k ladke
papuu ko bulaunga
Interviewer - wo kyu?
Santa - jee usne kabhi traino ki
takkar nahi dekhi.

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Chalo apki tasveer kheechein,


Ok

Smile


Seedhe kharey
Rahein

Ready


Click


Developing

('.') Oh My GOD
<)|(> Kya Pozz
_/""\_Hai

Nazar Na Lage.


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Aik biwi apne shohar se bolti hai: Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai.

Shohar: Woh tumhain smile nahi de raha, Jab maine tumhain pehli baar dekha tha to meri bhi Hansi nikal gai thi.

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Sitam Sehny Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy,
Kisi Ko Stany Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy,
Sms Bhejne Ki Koshish Karo Gareebo,
Muft K SMS Parhne Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy

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Sochta Hu Kanjoson Ka Ek Department Banao,
Chairman K Kursi Par Aap Ko Bithaon,
Duniya Se Aap Ko Chanda Dilwaon,
Ta K Aap Se Kuch Msgz Tu Le Paon.. ;

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ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor..
Kya Dard K Bgair B Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?

Dentist:Nahi

ChiLd: Agr Me NikaL doOn?

Dentist: NikaLo.

ChILd: He he he he

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Ek Bahu Thi
Padosi Pe Line
Marti Thi
Saas Ne Dekha
Fir Bhi
Kuch Na Boli
Pucho Kyun??
Kyunki..
SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI!!!

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