Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha

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Added 3 years ago

Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho

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Added 3 years ago

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!



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Added 3 years ago

Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .

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Added 3 years ago

Pappu to Kapil Sharma: Husband aur gadhe mein kya fark hain?
Kapil: Dekh bhai husband jo hain wo shaadi karke gadha ban sakta hain,
par gadha itna bhi gadha nehi ki wo shaadi karke dobara gadha bane.

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Added 3 years ago

Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?

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Traffic Police.
Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANT thodi
hoga…

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Added 3 years ago

(‘.’) Lo Ji
< )'(> Arz
_/’/_ Kia Ha

Dunya Me Bohot
Dard-O-Tanhai Hy

\(”,)/” Wah
\ \ Wah
_/”\_ Wah

Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro
Meri Koi Muft Ki Kamai Hai

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