Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki..

DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai..

Agar Khelna Hai To..
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KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Exam Me Examiner Bahut Strict Tha
Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Tha.

1 Ladke Ne Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.

Examiner Chup Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya.

Sabne Us Ladke Ko Puchha: Yaar Tune Kya Likha?


Wo Ladke Ne Kaha - “SIR, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Faati Hui Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

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Added 3 years ago

Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi..
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Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
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Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

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Added 3 years ago

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..



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Added 3 years ago

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man - Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha

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Added 3 years ago

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
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Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..



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